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OH THE DRAMA...
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jeudi, mars 13, 2003
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I HAVE THE GREATEST FAMILY IN THE WHOLE WORLD!!! my dad's family cracks me up. his mom is such a hoot and his brother, randy, is my favorite of the uncles. he is always telling funny jokes. actually...today he told a funny one. it wasn't exactly clean, but i'm going to tell it anyway. if you do'nt like it, don't tell me cuz it's just a joke (but i didn't hear all of it, so...this could be interesting).
there's a professor teaching a psychology class. one day they were talking about ghosts. the professor asked those who had ever seen a ghost to raise their hands. about half the class raised their hands claiming to have seen a ghost at least once before. he wasn't too suprised by the number so he asked for those who had touched a ghost to raise their hands. about one/fourth of the class kept their hands raised. (this is where randy looked over and noticed that jen, doug, and i were all listening to the joke and wasn't sure if he could continue or not but we assured him that he could...i should have known better than to continue listening to him...) the professor expected this number but knew he'd catch the class by asking if anyone had ever had sex with a ghost. to his astonishment, there was a single hand up in the back of the room. he asked the gentleman to come to the front of the classroom to share his experience with the rest of the classroom. as he was coming down the center aisle, the teacher continued to express his amazment that after 42 years of teaching someone had actually been able to keep their hand up for the question about having sex with a ghost. the student stopped dead is his tracks about 3 steps from the podium and said "ghost? i thought you said has anyone ever had sex with a goat!" haha, i know, dirty but funny! we were rolling laughing to that one. thank goodness david was too far at the end of the table to hear the whole thing! anyway, it's about time for me to be going to the party now! i'll write again later, i hope!
6:42 PM
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