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OH THE DRAMA...
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mardi, octobre 21, 2003
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YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN ELLIOT HALL WHEN….
1.Your toilet has exploded twice
2.You’re awakened in the morning by the showerhead clocking you on the head
3.25 pieces of duct tape is not enough to hold up a poster on your wall
4.You have to nail things INTO the cinder block wall
5.The hot is cold and the cold is hot in the shower
6.You look out the window and see a steam roller passing by at 7 am
7.You know more about Bernie’s food preferences than your roommates
8.They have to tempt you with free food to get everyone gathered in the lobby
9.People write so many petitions that they threaten to fire the RAs…and the RAs don’t mind
10.You try to conserve space by taking off the doors to your closet and can’t find anywhere to put the closet doors
11.One fluorescent tube is all the lighting you have for your room
12.You have to have THAT tube on for any of the outlets to work
13.You can hear the crickets better inside the building than outside
14.TWO WORDS…shower shoes
15.Your AC’s so loud it keeps you up at night
16.You live in a co-ed dorm but NEVER see the opposite sex
17.The size of your whole living area is the size of a bathroom in San Marcos Hall
18.The closest parking lot is a mile away
19.Biology that used to be 2 minutes away is now 10 minutes away because of construction
20.Your lobby hours are “limited time only”
21.Your dorm is so ghetto it doesn’t even own a spatula
22.You have to have an ID to open the entrance door that’s never working
23.You have to swipe your ID card a million times to get in
24.You have no courtyard
25.Your floor leaks and bugs fall from the ceiling
26.Your desk looks like it’s falling out of the wall
27.Your computer has more surface area than your desk
28.“KILL ME NOW!” is written on top of your drawer
29.Your keyboard has to sit on your drawer because there’s no room on your desk top
30.Your bathroom has more decorations than your dorm room
31.You get yelled at for not being there when your laundry gets done even though it has 2 minutes left
32.Your dorm is the next to be torn down
33.You’re more likely to wake up to the sound of a jack-hammer than your roommate’s blow dryer
34.You’re paying to live in a dorm that should be paying YOU to live here
11:20 AM
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